Friday, March 22, 2024

WHY I HATE NICKEL BEN (not full take but it works)

 okay so i just saw smth with another awful take and


im gonna TRY and be a little nicer here than in my last rant (which i had in the comments of a post) but im gonna be fucking crystal clear here when i say that i GODDAMN hate nickel ben and its for a reason 


this isnt gonna be a cohesive piece of ALL the reasons i dislike this movie but im gonna try to explain the main ones


nickel ben couldve been something actually good but ended up coming out mediocre slop  at best — the director put his heart and soul into that shit but it got fucked over by a bunch of other crap


we all already know neil keelson is a known abuser so im not gonna burst a blood vessel explaining my thoughts regarding his external affairs but anyway 


since that’s not the topic rn


neil keelson is a bad actor in general bc he lacks heart or motivation to put the effort into understanding the characters he plays — I briefly mentioned in another infamous post that neil barged his way into the production and how that wasn’t the first time he’d done that and im gonna go into more depth about that


neil’s daddy bought his precious baby boy into the industry and propped up his carrier by purposely getting other actors pushed out of their positions through methods such as blackmail and intimidation


the situation with nickel ben was the same


but back to the main subject, i stated earlier that the reason why neil keelson sucks as an actor is bc he doesnt understand HOW to portray characters with different backgrounds than him — hes a man whose never faced adversity in his entire life and piggybacked off the success of others so it makes sense


killjoy was initially supposed to be more of an antihero character hardened by the grief of his father and the desecration of his homeland but in documents and reports made post-production some of the staff came out with allegations against the man as well as how the script had to be changed bc neil started throwing a tantrum about how complicated killjoy was 


killjoy became a two-bit villain with daddy issues and little to no resemblance to his original character — boring and flavorless 


i do agree that the climax of the story was the best bc it shows what the story wouldve been had they had enough time and budget


its a disappointing movie that could’ve been great but it was ruined 


i hate it


also whoever compared the twist in nickel ben to Last Train to Antitem im going to rip out your spleen, please do not compare the 2 thxxx


Wednesday, March 6, 2024

smashes keyboard

mccxcxkddffjfkfdskdkldklikkshsjkjkllllllllllll okay so like i don't really understand how this works but y'know we do what we do ig

hi im slyerne otherwise  known as sly!!!!!!!

i like music and writing reviews sometimess, ill try to use this site more often since -- to quote the noonoo themself "[i] need a place to have other people deal with my bullshit" so thats what this place is gonna be

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WHY I HATE NICKEL BEN (not full take but it works)

  okay so i just saw smth with another awful take and im gonna TRY and be a little nicer here than in my last rant (which i had in the comme...